“The Siren“ My “Siren” Story When I got this toy in the mail, I was a little disconcerted. The outside of the box was clearly labeled with the contents. Even though I use a pseudonym, I live in a small town, and I don’t really need the postal crew knowing I’m getting “Hand Held Massagers” in the mail. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that’s a sex-toy, for god’s sake. So this is definitely something I’d like to see the company amend. When I unboxed the toy, though, I was struck by how pretty it was…how smooth and pliable at the tip and neck. It’s a quality-made product…