See original post HERE. I found myself pulling into the alley of the local adult store to park in the secluded back lot. This is a small town, and I’m always a little terrified of running into people I know, namely past students, while perusing vibrators and lube. It’s worse than the August nightmares I have of showing up the first day of school having forgotten my clothes. But, I sucked back my fears, parked next to the lone Geo Metro and entered through the aptly marked “Back Door.” I suppose it’s meant to be witty, but quite honestly, it made me feel more self-conscious than I already had been.…