(photo: maca root) Let’s see what the stats have to say (because we know those don’t lie, right?): How many times/days I masturbated in… January: 8 February: 6 March: 7 April: 11 May: 4 June: 13 (gee…quite the uptick) July: 7 so far… (headed for June-like numbers, people!) How many times we had sex in… January: 2 February: 5 March: 5 April: 5 May: 2 June: 1 (ouch…wtf?) July: 4 so far… (doing better, as we are only half-way done) What I’m getting from all this… What the holy fuck was happening in May and June? (Oh, yeah: the ‘rona.) Our sex life is abysmal. I feel horrible about this…