There are a few moments in a marriage that make it into the “remember when…” bag of memories that are pulled out when you both need a laugh. These moments always seem funnier in retrospect than at the time, and make for good story-telling. Like the time I shot cum out of my nose as I fell of the bed trying to get to the sink to spit it out (I know some of you cannot relate to the need to spit out cum, but the point of the story is that I fell off the bed…and that I shot cum out of my nose). Mr. D and I laughed…