So, last night I learned a few things about my desires during and after watching Magic Mike with my husband.  Of course, I also reminded myself of a few things I already knew, as well.  Let’s start with what I knew: 1.  Matthew McConaughey is hot, even when he’s playing a freak in a yellow crop top and hot pants. 2.  Male stripper shows are a blast…full of showmanship, dirty humor, and drunk women who objectify men just as much as men objectify women.  I prefer the shows to the plain-old strip club atmosphere, mainly because of the increased entertainment quality of the shows.  I feel the same about the…