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    Britney – A guest review from Mr. D (with interjections from Brigit)

    First thoughts… Note: We were provided this product free from Tantaly for our honest and unbiased review. We were not paid for this review, beyond the free product. Product link When we took Britney out of the box, there was little material smell (less, even, than Rico), and it had a little mold release agent on the surface, giving it a greasy feel. Brittany is pretty hefty, but unlike Rico, she has an internal structure. The structure can be felt if you squeeze or grab it hard enough, but it is in no way obtrusive. I would liken it to bones in an actual woman. It is exceptionally well-made, with…

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    Rico: Our New Sex Doll

    Oh, Rico. I would have passed you by in a bar, told you no if you’d tried to pick me up in the supermarket…I mean…you’ve got lovely 16-pack abs, and you’re all sorts of soft a squishy, but the lack of a head…or legs…or even a back? Well…not really my type. So, yeah, I never thought I’d be interested in someone like you. But when Tantaly offered me a free ride, I figured, what the hell, right? I’ll try most anything once. Of course, it started with a contact on my blog…a request for a review. I’d never heard of Tantaly, but I’ve been out of the review biz for…

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    The Fantasy Box (an intimate review)

    (Spoilers ahead. If you are planning on purchasing The Fantasy Box, you might want to wait to read this.) So our sex therapist suggested we subscribe to The Fantasy Box, and we finally got our first one a few weeks ago. You can select a basic, mid-range (the one we chose), or deluxe box, which are priced accordingly. You answer several questions in the process of sign up, to ensure proper sizing, themes, and content. And the boxes come to you in a particular order. The box arrived quickly, in discrete packaging, and of course, when we tore right into it. But the box is set up to introduce you…

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    Sexy Slave – Ella Dual Vibrating Dildo

    I ordered the Ella Dual Vibrating Dildo from Bombex Novelities (via Amazon) because it was different from anything else in my toy collection, and I wasn’t disappointed. This is a fun toy that is well-made and easy to clean. Plus, it’s a decent price ($33.99). These are all things that matter quite a bit to me, as I’m not willing to spend a ton of money for toys when I’m not sure if I’m going to love them or not. In fact, in my experience so far, the more expensive toys have been rather disappointing, and I’ve found that you don’t need to spend a fortune for a good sex…

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    Enlove Bullet Vibe

    I love a simple and effective toy. And if it’s also affordable…well, it definitely gets my vote! The Enlove Bullet Vibe hits pretty much all the boxes for me. Appearance It’s hot pink (described as “Rose Red”) and quite small, less that 5 inches long and about 1 inch at its widest point. This makes it easy to conceal, which would make it a great travel toy. You could seriously just put this in your back pocket. It’s also soft (silicone) and flexible, bendable from the three ridges near the bottom The power button is on the very bottom of the toy. A long press turns it on, and then…

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    The Zumio S: Pleasure or Pain?

    This was a tough toy for me to review, so I’m just going to be brutally honest. I don’t love it.  But with that out there in front, I still want to explain what it does and how, because it might just be me…and it might have its uses, even in our bedroom, though I’m sure they won’t really be as the company intended. The product came to me in a nice box with its own little charging station, which sort of made it look like an air pick sitting there on my bathroom counter. The whole notion of it confused me a bit. It fit my palm well, but that…

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    Pipedream’s Wall Banger Double Penetrator

    Hotcherry – Wall Bangers Vibrating Double Dildo $34.99 Product Details Measurements Length: 9 inches Insertable Length: 5.5 and 5 inches of insertable length Diameter: 4.5 and 3 inches Product Weight: 14.25 oz. Feeling Flexibility: Flexible Material: TPR/TPE, ABS plastic Color: Rose Texture: Smooth, ribbed, veined Waterproof: Waterproof Additional Info Controller Type: Dial control near base with multiple ascending vibration/speed settings Shape: Dual phallus Power Type: 2 x AA batteries (not included) Vibrating: Yes Body Safe: Yes, non-toxic, phthalate-free Use Lube: Yes, recommended Powerful: Yes I’m really unimpressed with this toy, and I’ve been putting off reviewing it, but I believe that even negative reviews are useful, for both my readers and the company from which I have received the product. After all, it isn’t the…

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    Youyi Rabbit Vibrator

    Advertised on Amazon as “G Spot Rabbit Vibrator for Clitoral Stimulation with 21 Vibrating Modes – Fondlove Rabbit Dildo with Clit Licking G-spot Patting, Waterproof Sex Adult Toys Women,” this little sex toy is all that and a bag of tricks! I recently reviewed another rabbit vibrator, indicating that it was now my new favorite sex toy, but it’s been trumped by this one. I’m telling you, if I want to get off, quickly, and intensely, this is the toy to do it. The link above will lead you to a pretty good description of the product, what it’s made of, etc., so I’m not going to spend my time…

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