Insertable Length: 5.5 and 5 inches of insertable length
Diameter: 4.5 and 3 inches
Product Weight: 14.25 oz.
Material: TPR/TPE, ABS plastic
Texture: Smooth, ribbed, veined
Shape: Dual phallus
Power Type: 2 x AA batteries (not included)
Body Safe: Yes, non-toxic, phthalate-free
Use Lube: Yes, recommended
I’m really unimpressed with this toy, and I’ve been putting off reviewing it, but I believe that even negative reviews are useful, for both my readers and the company from which I have received the product. After all, it isn’t the company’s fault I don’t like the product. And readers are savvy enough to read my review and glean whether they would have the same experience or might actually enjoy the product, even though I have not.
So, without further ado, let’s begin.
When I first got this product, I felt the packaging was cheap. I’ve received several other toys with pretty boxes that have provided positive unboxing experiences. I hate to say it, but that sort of thing does matter to me. Care in packaging leads to better first impressions.
So, yeah, I have this rather unwieldy large box and the toy is rattling around inside. When I opened it, I was overcome by the unpleasantly strong smell of plastic. The toy itself felt greasy, and as it is heavily veined, it was difficult to wash the first time. I used a gentle cleanser for the first wash, but that did nothing to combat the greasiness or the smell. I upped my game to Dawn dishwashing soap, since it is great with grease. But even that didn’t cut through the horrible feel or smell.
I was, understandably, not excited to use it, but after several washings and many weeks in a drawer, I was willing to at least test drive it for the purposes of this review.
Which brings me to today.
I locked myself in the bathroom (to avoid prying eyes) and came face to face with this still greasy-ish, still smelly-ish, neon pink dildo. I rotated the suction cup (which activates the motor, suctioned it to the top of the toilet lid, doused it with lube, and slowly took a seat.
The toy was unwieldy, as the two phalluses are wobbly and sort of bendy, and difficult to insert (which, of course, could be operator error, as I’m not accustomed to double penetration toys such as this). But even when I had it placed correctly, I felt the anal dildo went too far in and the motor (which is only at the base) didn’t send vibrations far enough up to even do anything for me. Also, to turn to the motor up, you have to rotate the base, which is a little difficult when you are already on it and the suction has already been attached to a surface. What am I supposed to do, spin myself around?
Though the toy’s online description claims it is perfect for g-spot stimulation, I would argue differently. It is too long for that and it doesn’t vibrate enough toward the tip. The description also says the toy is “harness-friendly,” but I think it is too heavy to be used for that. It is also very loud, which means not using it in the house when any prying ears might be listening.
I gave up and re-washed the toy again, noting that it still smelled chemically awful (note: it’s difficult to wash with all the detailed veining). I did a good job of washing myself out, too, as a result, and hoped I wouldn’t end up with a yeast or bladder infection from whatever nastiness is still making it greasy and smelly.
It’s not a toy I plan on using again. In fact, the appeal of a double penetration toy has pretty much worn off. I realize, after this experience, that I am better off using two separate toys to reach the same (better) effect.
I do not recommend this product, and I give it 0 stars.
From HotCherry‘s website:
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Disclaimer: I received this product for free from HotCherry in exchange for my honest review.