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Pipedream’s Wall Banger Double Penetrator

HotcherryWall Bangers Vibrating Double Dildo

Product Details


Length: 9 inches
Insertable Length: 5.5 and 5 inches of insertable length
Diameter: 4.5 and 3 inches
Product Weight: 14.25 oz.


Flexibility: Flexible
Material: TPR/TPE, ABS plastic
Color: Rose
Texture: Smooth, ribbed, veined
Waterproof: Waterproof

Additional Info

Controller Type: Dial control near base with multiple ascending vibration/speed settings
Shape: Dual phallus
Power Type: 2 x AA batteries (not included)
Vibrating: Yes
Body Safe: Yes, non-toxic, phthalate-free
Use Lube: Yes, recommended
Powerful: Yes

I’m really unimpressed with this toy, and I’ve been putting off reviewing it, but I believe that even negative reviews are useful, for both my readers and the company from which I have received the product. After all, it isn’t the company’s fault I don’t like the product. And readers are savvy enough to read my review and glean whether they would have the same experience or might actually enjoy the product, even though I have not.

So, without further ado, let’s begin.

When I first got this product, I felt the packaging was cheap. I’ve received several other toys with pretty boxes that have provided positive unboxing experiences. I hate to say it, but that sort of thing does matter to me. Care in packaging leads to better first impressions.

So, yeah, I have this rather unwieldy large box and the toy is rattling around inside. When I opened it, I was overcome by the unpleasantly strong smell of plastic. The toy itself felt greasy, and as it is heavily veined, it was difficult to wash the first time. I used a gentle cleanser for the first wash, but that did nothing to combat the greasiness or the smell. I upped my game to Dawn dishwashing soap, since it is great with grease. But even that didn’t cut through the horrible feel or smell.

I was, understandably, not excited to use it, but after several washings and many weeks in a drawer, I was willing to at least test drive it for the purposes of this review.

Which brings me to today.

I locked myself in the bathroom (to avoid prying eyes) and came face to face with this still greasy-ish, still smelly-ish, neon pink dildo. I rotated the suction cup (which activates the motor, suctioned it to the top of the toilet lid, doused it with lube, and slowly took a seat.

The toy was unwieldy, as the two phalluses are wobbly and sort of bendy, and difficult to insert (which, of course, could be operator error, as I’m not accustomed to double penetration toys such as this). But even when I had it placed correctly, I felt the anal dildo went too far in and the motor (which is only at the base) didn’t send vibrations far enough up to even do anything for me. Also, to turn to the motor up, you have to rotate the base, which is a little difficult when you are already on it and the suction has already been attached to a surface. What am I supposed to do, spin myself around?

Though the toy’s online description claims it is perfect for g-spot stimulation, I would argue differently. It is too long for that and it doesn’t vibrate enough toward the tip. The description also says the toy is “harness-friendly,” but I think it is too heavy to be used for that. It is also very loud, which means not using it in the house when any prying ears might be listening.

I gave up and re-washed the toy again, noting that it still smelled chemically awful (note: it’s difficult to wash with all the detailed veining). I did a good job of washing myself out, too, as a result, and hoped I wouldn’t end up with a yeast or bladder infection from whatever nastiness is still making it greasy and smelly.

It’s not a toy I plan on using again. In fact, the appeal of a double penetration toy has pretty much worn off. I realize, after this experience, that I am better off using two separate toys to reach the same (better) effect.

I do not recommend this product, and I give it 0 stars.

From HotCherry‘s website:

At HotCherry our customers’ satisfaction is our #1 priority. To do this, we offer fast, discreet shipping, which is free on all orders over $59. We also offer best in class customer support to ensure you are satisfied with your order. If (for whatever reason) you are not fully satisfied with your order, contact our customer service and we’ll get back to you within the next 24 hours. You can also check out our return policy for details and options applicable to your case.

We sell high-quality toys from top brands across a vast variety of categories including: vibrators, dildos, male masturbators, anal toys, and many other sex toys. While we continuously update our catalogue, HotCherry relies on our customers’ options and feedback to decide which brands we should carry. This means; if we see a growing number of complaints for a brand or product line, we will discontinue selling it on our website.

Disclaimer: I received this product for free from HotCherry in exchange for my honest review.

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One Comment

  • Jordi

    I am not usually on Pipedream’s toys. For some reason, I find them unappealing. Pipedream and Pretty Love are two brands I am trying to avoid. I feel like Fun Factory or Chisa are the brands that get my needs more.
    And I don’t say that as a novice. I tried many, and I mean MANY sex toys from Pipedream.
    Still, the Wall Banger is one of my favourite. Even though more of Pipedream’s products are not on my taste, this toy is clearly one of my favourite.
    For me, this is more for times when I want a more intensive play because it’s meant for double penetration. I don’t always feel like I’m up for a DP, but when I am, I choose this guy.
    Thanks for the honest review. Sending love. Jordi.

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