Having fun with naughty bits

Just a funny little article to share:

“35 Classy Slang Terms for Naughty Bits from the Past 600 Years”

First of all, why are our bits naughty?  They have a job to do, and hopefully they do it well and often – which means they’re good, right?  Any way…go ahead…click on the link…you know you want to.  Have a giggle or two over the lists and then try some of them out in sentences.  Maybe you can incorporate a few in your erotic lexicon.  I know I’m always floundering for new names for genitalia when I write.

Let’s try out a few…

The gentleman played his silent flute down Petticoat Lane.

Mr. Peaslin is sneaking into Mrs. Fubbs’ Parlor.

He places his Staff of Life on the Alter of Venus.

Go ahead and give it a try and add it to the comments.

(I think this sort of counts as a Wicked Wednesday post, doesn’t it?)

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By Brigit Delaney

Welcome to my little corner of the internet! I am a blogger, poet, photographer, and writer of erotica, living in the beautiful Pacific Northwest. I'm glad you came. Sit back, kick off your shoes, and stay awhile.


  1. LOL… rather like that book I saw where you could make up your own creative dirty insults using cards from three categories 🙂

    ~Kazi xxx

  2. This immediately made me think about Fanny Hill, which I read for the first time recently and where Fanny always spoke of the male genitals as “his machine”. Love it!

    Rebel xox

  3. One of my favorites that I read a long time ago (in an actual, printed – and presumable edited? – novel): “He plunged his man meat into her quivering love tunnel.” I've never forgotten it.

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