I have a problem to confess (maybe someone out there in sex-blogger land will have some sort of helpful advice if I do).

I love sex.

No, that’s not the problem.

Sex doesn’t always love me back.

That, my friends, is a fucking BIG problem.

Here’s the deal.  I go through these raging horny cycles, when I can’t get enough dick.  I masturbate a few times a day, Mr. LL bangs the crap out of me several days in a row…and then, after a few days…it hits.  A bladder infection.  Nothing puts a sex-life on hold faster than an infection.  3-7 days of antibiotics; and even if I take probiotics, I’m bound to get a yeast infection from the damned meds.

It’s a total pain in the ass (I mean pussy).

I just went through a bout of this, which is why this strikes me as a good time to bitch about it.  In fact, last night, we finally had sex, after a week…Happy Thanksgiving, right?

I’ve had a lifetime of UTI trouble…tests, tests, and more tests to find out that I’m “just prone to them.”  Doesn’t matter if I bathe in cranberry juice, guzzle water like a freak, pee after sex, shower after sex, pray after sex….

I really have NO idea what the magic bean is…why it is that sometimes I get them (could be 2 or 3 in a row over the course of as many months), and sometimes I don’t.  But it seems that rough sex, several times in a row is the kicker.  Maybe as soon I’m raw, the bacteria set up shop and find places to hide they might otherwise not?  I already know that condoms, lube, and plastic toys can certainly aid in not only my pleasure, but my misery.  I’m relegated to non-latex condoms, plain lubes without any sort of flavors or sugars (nothing that heats up or tingles), and the soap I use to wash my toys must be anti-bacterial and washed off completely before they are dried.  And he’s supposed to shower before sex.  That doesn’t always happen, because, hey…let’s be real – in the heat of the moment, stopping for a wash isn’t the first thing on my mind.  Maybe it should be. 

Fucking fabulous.

So, right now, this means that even though I’m back on the horse (so to speak), I have to be careful, because Mr. LL and I have plans to go to a house-party in the coming weeks.  Can’t go ruining the pleasure palace between my legs if I’m hoping to use the hell out of it soon.  Which, of course, means, I’ll probably have one after that anyway.

And while we’re on the subject of paying a heavy price for fucking…there’s the shaving, too.  I’ve written about this before…I rash up pretty bad, no matter what method or products I use, so when we’re gearing up to play with others, I don’t shave until right before…so things are as a bare and smooth as possible.  It means letting things grow for a few weeks, which isn’t really optimal for anyone involved.

I wish I could just be effortlessly bare, smooth and infection-free.

Maybe Santa can help me out with that? 

Or maybe you can help?

If you or your partner have trouble of this sort…what do you do to keep the infections at bay?  I’ve been dealing with them for more than 15 years, so this isn’t new, and I’ve tried all the standard stuff.  But, if you have some little secret, please DO tell.

One Reply to “The Price I Pay for Fucking”

  1. This will sound crazy, but when the yeast infection starts or as soon as your on antibiotic, instead of eating yogurt (which it helps to eat 2 or 3 cups a day while taking the meds) to help keep the infection at bay dab some around your Genitals. You can put it in some cheese cloth or something similar then gently rub it around. Do this 2-3 times a day, make sure the yogurt is chilled also, adds a bit more relieve. Try using a extra sensitive feminine body wash that restores the ph every time you bath or wash up, their is a few different brands for this in the feminine product aisle. The combination of these should have you always feeling fresh and great no matter on many times you fuck. For the shaving rash try these tips.Allow skin and hair to soften. Instead of jumping in the shower and shaving immediately, let the steam relax skin for about five minutes so it's more pliable. This will help a lot with all areas you shave. I run a tub of water and just soak in it a while first, then shave and i rarely get the bumps/rash anymore unless the razor is dull which leads me to the next thing. Definitely use a high quality pivoting razor with moisture strips. If your skin is very sensitive, try using a single blade razor, rather than one with mulitiple blades.Trim hair first. If you use your razor to trim hair, it not only uses valuable cutting power but dulls the blade (which causes burn), and irritates skin by pulling on hair. Cut the length down first with clippers using a guard or the Venus Bikini Trimmer.Stay away from shaving products that have alcohol in the ingredients list, instead choose products containing hydrating ingredients like glycerin, goat's milk, shea butter, and oils.Use pre shaving oil. All it takes is a couple drops underneath your shaving gel or cream to create a barrier on the skin so the razor glides instead of drags. It also helps prevent ingrown pubic hair too!Holding skin taut will provide a closer shave, but may cause irritation. If you have very sensitive skin, only shave with the grain of hair. Don't forget to rinse your blade thoroughly between strokes to avoid pubic hair shaving rash. When finished, rinse skin of hair with cool water.Beware of heat and friction. Stay away from hot tubs, saunas and tanning beds the day of shaving. Do not make tight clothing part of your fashion plan. Abstain from sexual activity for at least a couple of hours, if not more.. The last part sucks, but getting all sweaty, oily or a lot of rubbing will iratate your fresh shave so wait a couple of hours or shave as soon as you get ready in the mornings then you are good to go for a nice romp by lunch 😉 I hope this helps you some, good luck 🙂

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