Masturbating in the shower

Well, since I lumped days one through three of “30 Days of Sexy Gratitude” into a single post…in an effort to catch up, I suppose I can take a breath and catch up a bit.

Day 4 – I’m grateful for masturbation.

That about sums it up.  More specifically…masturbation in the shower after shaving the kitty smooth.

There really is something enticing about a newly shaved pussy.  Even when it’s my own – maybe even “especially” when it’s my own.  I don’t shave it every day.  If you’ve read my posts in the past, you know I have some pretty severe issues with rashing up after shaving, no matter what I try.  So, I try to let a little time pass between shavings.  And, to be honest, I let it go too long sometimes (I’m sure Mr. LL would agree – with a disgruntled nod).  But, this does lead to quite the turn on when I finally get around to it.  Pretty much every time I shave, I get the impetus to take it for a spin…much like a newly washed and waxed car.  Often, I can’t even make it out of the shower before I’ve got my hands all over it – today was no exception.  Although, I’ll admit, finding a do-able position in the shower isn’t always easy.  Laying down with the shower on “jet” certainly has its perks, but it’s hard to maintain the right angle without a major spinal injury.  Ultimately, the easiest thing to do is simply to perch one foot up on the edge of the tub, opening access from the front and the back.  Sounds clinical I know, but the effect is pretty amazing, if I do say so myself.  Naked, wet, slick, and slippery – need I say more?  Well, since this is a blog about sex, I suppose I must.

Now, since I didn’t think to take my camera in the shower…and I’m not quite sure how I’d photograph that anyway…but, I’ll do my best to walk you through the scenario.

First off…there’s the grooming.  I’m not sure why it strikes me when it does, but the mood hit and I just had to get rid of the hair.  So, out came the trusty Shavy Femini.

Not the most flattering picture on the planet…but I have to sort of pretzel myself on the floor, legs spread with a mirror propped up so I can see what I’m doing.

Once the shaving is done…to achieve maximum smoothness, I break out the Seiko personal shaver:

That leads to a nice, clean kitty.  And she’s ready to play.  Or at least mine is, after all the manipulation that goes into the shaving process…masturbation is simply the natural next step.

Once, I’m in the shower…I try a few positions…today I turned the water heat up high, laid down in the tub, spread my legs – one foot propped on the edge of the tub, the other resting against the wall…I let the hot water beat against my clit for a minute or two before I intensified things by rubbing it with my fingers, then sliding my finger into my pussy, rubbing the base of my palm against my clit to keep it stimulated.

It was evident, however, that my body was interested in more, and quickly…so I stood, propped one foot up on the edge of the tub, slipped my right hand between my legs from the front, and my left hand around to the back.  Bending forward slightly for easier entry in the back door, I slipped in one finger, then two.  And then from the front…one finger, then two.  To maintain balance, I just let the fingers do their work from inside without a lot of extra “in and out” action.  It really is kind of amazing how little petting is necessary when the cat is ready to purr.

I’d say it took less than a minute…probably less than 30 seconds, in all honesty.

And the nice thing about fucking yourself in the shower is that there is no need for clean up.

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