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Traffic Stop
“Fuck!” I blurted between clenched teeth. The blue and red lights in my rear view mirror were the last thing I had time or money for. But, as a law-biding citizen is wont to do, I immediately began looking for a place to pull over. It was a dark night on a poorly-lit highway, so I thoughtfully pulled down a side road to keep us both out of harm’s way. (Hey, what can I say…I’ve got nothing against cops, and I had no intention of watching this one turned into road kill by some inattentive driver.) I turned down my radio, looked in my rear view mirror again, and…
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Masturbating while driving
The powers that be have really cracked down on texting while driving and talking on your cell. And we all know that doing anything while we drive, other than paying attention to the road, can be dangerous. Eating, putting on make-up, reading a map, having someone masturbate you or go down on you… But what about masturbating yourself? It can be done…and is apparently more popular than one might think. Once, many years ago, when I was just beginning a long drive after having had lots of juicy, wonderful sex the previous night, I just could not help myself. I thought about pulling over…but then, what if someone saw? …
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What goes on in a girl’s mind when…
She has her first kiss: am I doing it right…is it supposed to feel like this…did I brush my teeth this morning…what should I do with my hands…what if he wants more…do I want more…should I breathe through my nose…oh, god, what are those tingles…is my body supposed to be doing this…what do I do when this is over…what do I say…oh shut up and just enjoy it…are we going to get caught…what’s that noise… She masturbates: mmmmmm…yes…that’s it….right there…why is this so easy for me and so hard for everyone else…(envisions lover…boyfriend…boyfriend’s friends…husband…husband’s friends…girlfriends…cute, nameless guys she’s seen recently)…(watches porn from corner of eye, maybe)…oh yeah….(massages clit and…
